the answer is i harbor such an immense hatred for that ship that i actually have it blacklisted and set on ponify to change to “satan’s left nipple’s OTP”

Besides, my Once and Future King is a lot less quick to shoot than the Bowlegged Wonder.

Guess who’s back and blonder than ever, bitches?

It’s been a while, crocodiles. I hope you’ve all been having fun without me—I’ve been awful busy being completely abandoned by things 1 & 2 and their pet birdbrain. But hey, it builds character, being tortured and what not. So send me some questions, and I’ll try to answer a couple before my completely stellar return in this weeks upcoming episode, Goodbye Stranger.

(Let’s just hope they aren’t saying goodbye to me.)

((oh hush you UvU))

((i’ve been struggling to think of an interesting answer to your questions, guys, between the mountains of school work, but I’ve finally got one!! i’ll try and finish it ASAP))

Ride that feathery ass all over town.

((who dID IT WHO SENT THE ASK.))

((you walked right into that one, fgsedthfr))